refresh ask theme © what i think about me what i look like, or looked like

usa, though currently in australia, 21, immature for my age, inadvertent tool, anglophile. i like salty language and salty food.

brb getting my life in order 

at this point in my life, i feel like i should have more elevated tastes but i don’t.  

gpoy

i think wolverine’s ability to heal himself is a metaphor for canadian universal healthcare? 

im drunk

avatarstateyipyip:

pizzaforpresident:

So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….

somehow i don’t think ‘nightcaps’ are actually supposed to involve five shots of rum but fuck you, i’m bored. 

A haiku about getting out of bed 

no no no no no 
no no no no no no no
no no no no no

waiting for my drink in a coffee shop 

• barista: hey, my co-worker thinks you're really cute and he's a really nice guy-- you should give him your number!
• me: uh, i think i'm a little old for him.
• barista: oh, he looks young but he's 17!
• me: ...i'm 21.
• barista: no way. you could totally be 18, tops.
• me: ...